Saturday, June 12, 2010

I am part of the problem

A few revelations about this years forthcoming music releases.

Rock Band 3 is going to feature a new key-tar accessory, perfect for anyone who really, really wishes they were a member of Flock of Seagulls. Hair spray not included.

Guitar Hero 6 will feature characters who turn into animals. These manimals will still be able to play the guitar, in spite of their now cloven hooves.

Rock Band 3 sports a brand new pro-mode that changes the falling blocks of color into actual guitar tabs or drum notation. It will also interface with real guitar via midi. Rock Band 3 will actually make the jump to being able to teach someone the basics of non-plastic instruments.

Guitar Hero 6 also has a new guitar specifically designed for shredding (their words) and has Gene Simmons narrating the story mode. Tongue extension accessory forthcoming.

One of these games actually knows how to evolve, and the other will still sell more copies.

What the hell is wrong with you people? At least buy both.


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