Wednesday, February 1, 2017

I hate them so

I was dutifully collecting all the bits of junk in the downtown area of Mafia III last night, intentionally avoiding any thoughtful examination on what I was doing with my limited time on this good Earth, when I came across two collectibles, one of which was a junction box that revealed more collectibles, that were not where the little dots on the map said they should be. No, they were underground and there was no apparent access anywhere close.

Why. Why would the game do this. The collectibles already offer no in game bonus and most, specifically the classic Playboy's, serve only to show how our general view of what is and what is not obscene has changed. There is no reason, aside from schadenfreude, to make them at all difficult to find.

So there you have it: Hanger 13 and 2K Czech, full of assholes.

...Yes, I am still mad that there is no fast travel.

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