Tuesday, February 28, 2017

There had to be a way

I have found a way to make Final Fantasy XV enjoyable: I now imagine it as a retelling of the final months of The Beatles.

So the fab four are on a cracking tour, bringing down houses and riding birds as time permits. General boy will be boy good times ensue. Out of nowhere John decides that he desperately wants to meet Yoko so the four jump into a boat piloted by Pete Best and head to a strange new land. Once there Yoko breaks up the band just before being stabbed to death by a drugged out Robert Plant (it could have happened). John gets mopey and depressed, George is blinded in a bizarre gardening accident, John is 'tricked' into kicked Ringo off of a moving train and Paul quickly morphs into the biggest bitch in the world.

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