Monday, April 16, 2018

At the mediocre games carnival

BEHOLD - The most generic off road racing game that has ever existed!

YAWN - At the acceptable but unremarkable controls and slippery but not entirely terrible drifting!

SIGH - At graphics that run at a reasonable frame rate but would have been more at home on the previous generation's hardware!

IGNORE - The silly announcer as he repeats one of three phrases and the four tracks of Muzak worthy rock!

WONDER - Why the camera angle obscures the track behind the top of taller vehicles!

EXAMINE - The state of your hobby that playing such a game to fill time until the next release is required to stave off the lack of game tremors!

PRAY - For Friday when we get to see if God of War really is damn near perfect game!

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